Dear Indian Moms, we can never have enough of you! Here goes the ultimate list of your insane logics that nobody but you can understand. Kyuki hum jis din khud maa banenge usi din samjhenge, right?
If I don’t remind you, you’ll forget to eat.
Because we never get hunger pangs until we hear her saying – khana khaya?
Eat well. Sleep well. Ditch your phone. Stay away from your friends. And all your problems are gone!
Mom, I failed – aur chala phone! Mom, I’ve a headache – aur reh un doston ke sath! Mom, it’s an earthquake – aur khaa bahar ka khana!
You don’t need new clothes till the old ones fit well.
Shopping? For what? Your wardrobe is already flooded with clothes. Kapro ki dukaan lgani hai kya!
You can only smile at your phone while reading a cute text from a guy.
Come on mom! I might be reading a joke too.
The sole reason behind those pimples and hairfall – nazar lag gayi!
Isiliye kehti hun kala teeka laga ke nikla kar! As if the whole universe is scheming and plotting to spoil me right?
There’s no word like Depression. Sab bahane hain kaam se bachne ke.
You though you need counselling? Naah! Bas ek thappar se sab theek ho jyga ?
If she can’t connect to your call, it’s all your fault.
Relax mom! I haven’t blocked you. I didn’t switch it off. And I wasn’t chattering with someone else for hours. Blame the network. Pleaaseee!
Hum toh bahut modern khyaalo ke hain. Wait! You’ve a boyfriend??
Matajii! Ab log kya kahenge!
If you won’t attend your cousin’s wedding who’d come to yours?
Rishtedaari comes first!
Maine pehle hi kaha tha…
Yup! She did warn you but you didn’t listen. Ab bhugto!
You dare eat non-veg on Tuesdays and cut nails on Thursdays? Dharm bhrasht ho gaya!
What a sin you’ve committed! Label yourself a good-for-nothing brat before she does.
You can’t lock yourself in a room. You can’t leave while you’re there on a phone call. You can’t ask her not to touch your stuffs. If you do there’s something fishy!
Privacy?? Yeh sab hamare zamane me nahi hota tha!
You won’t understand a word she says unless you become a mother yourself.
And that’s the masterstroke she uses everytime she runs out of arguments. Whatever you say now makes no sense. So just surrender!