10 Points You’d Totally Relate To If You’re Always High On Sarcasm


Sarcasm is like electricity. Half of the world doesn’t get it! Sarcasm can’t be mugged up or jotted down, it’s a Manchester trait that comes naturally. Although it’s a torture when you’re stuck with people whose sense of humor is as dull as their lives! It’s tough being sarcastic in this world (yes it’s tough being me! (*wink*)

If your tongue is ready to fink on some jokes anytime anywhere, I bet you’ll relate to every bit of this article. Go ahead!

Sarcasm slips out of your tongue before you could know that it’s not the right time to do it

Or say, the right place – a funeral for an instance!

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People are so freaked out with your sarcastic aura that they take every damn thing you say as a joke

And then you’ve to remind them that you were actually serious, for a change!

Apologising is your favorite pass time as getting in trouble is something you just can’t resist

All thanks to people who get offended too easily. Did we mention that we were just kidding? Wait till we do.

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People avoid asking you anything for the fear of being offended

Here they blurt out a question, and there you start unloading your gun of sarcasm. The bullets are on the way already!

You’re not good at consoling people or giving advices either

Anything sweet you say comes with a sarcastic coating. Afterall it’s our default setting. It takes us a while to switch over.

You do have commitment issues and sarcasm works as a defence mechanism

Shoo people away!

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Your sarcasm is often misunderstood as your ego

This smokescreen scares off the world. Though we know that you were just trying to crack some punches.

Being around superficially sugar-coated people makes you feel diabetic

“Watch out your smile buddy. I’m gonna offend you in a matter of seconds. Sorry!”

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You hunt for friends as brutal as you

Because great minds think alike.

When somebody spills a hazardously lame joke and calls it sarcastic

“So you think you can beat me in my own game?” *bust out slow claps*

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10 Points You’d Totally Relate To If You’re Always High On Sarcasm

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